September 16th is the Feast Day of Longcat, which was first celebrated in 2006.
Happy longcat day, y’all.
me at christmas: thanks for all the gifts i appreciate everything so much :)
me in my head: cant fuckgn believe….. No sword…….. cannot believe i didnt get a sword…
The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
- Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
- Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
- Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
- Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
- Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
- People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
- Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
dont talk or think about this please
The surfer version of “guys, gals, and nonbinary pals”:
dudes, dudettes, and dudelios
I live in a surfer town and the nb version of dude is duderino
let’s hear it for our
duderinos
They deserve more respect from the general public…
who?
The retail worker reading this

Thank you! He’s still a solid head-canon that I have for the PPG. I just can’t see buttercup growing up in any other way.
PSA
Why are the only decent men fictional, 5ft 9, 101 years old, experimented on by dr Arnim Zola and have bionic metal arms… the only decent man is James Buchanan Barnes.











